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Big Smiles on Their Faces
06-13-2014, 08:44 PM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2014 08:48 PM by HarvestMoon.)
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Big Smiles on Their Faces
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,
all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The Coroner calls the police to tell them what has

"First body: Frenchman, 60,
died of heart failure while making
love to his mistress.

Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the

"Second body: Scotsman, 25,
won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whiskey.
Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the Coroner,
"this is the most unusual one.

Billy-Bob the redneck from
Roundrock, Texas, 30,

struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?"
inquires the Inspector.

The Coroner said,
"Thought he was having his picture taken...!!!"

Only people with oversized egos believe that mankind has caused global warming.

Scientific Consensus is an Oxymoron
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