Damn, that hurts just reading it!

[Katfive]

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2010/...ed_by.html

Washington man electrocuted by urinating on power line
By The Associated Press
March 01, 2010, 2:28PM
An Elma, Wash., man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.
Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday that Roy Messenger, 50, was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night. Messenger called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.

When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel said Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire.

Pimentel said there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.

OK, that's good writing there!

[Joe-Nathan]

Nothing like dieing with your d**k hanging out. That is exactly how I want to be remembered.

[DjBabiuk]

When nature's callin'
Don't be stalin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the
electric fence
If you're gonna explode
You can use the commonde
Of igloos, cave dwellings
or tents
No need to explain when
you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the
electric fence
You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies
and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence