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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,
all with very big smiles on
their faces.


The Coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.


"First body: Frenchman, 60,
died of heart failure while making
love to his mistress.

Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the
Coroner.


"Second body: Scotsman, 25,
won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whiskey.
Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile."


The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the Coroner,
"this is the most unusual one.

Billy-Bob the redneck from
Roundrock, Texas, 30,

struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?"
inquires the Inspector.


The Coroner said,
"Thought he was having his picture taken...!!!"
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